Who?

Phillip was just about to make a sandwich when a owl hit the window. Phillip opened the window and took in the owl it was a great horned. The great horned owl hooted and wagged a wing at Phillip, "Who-Who-Who?!" screeched the great horned. "Phillip, and who are you?"Phillip declared "Who?" the great horned replied "You." Phillip stated.

After a minute of silence a barred owl flew in and crashed to the floor Phillip was flabberghasted that a second owl flew into his house! "Who cooks for you?! Who who who whoooo?!" Yelled the Barred owl "My mother?" Phillip answered. The owls then took flight and left Phillip sitting on his couch pondering what just happened.
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